20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

Regardless of the intent of the student answering these questions; be it ignorance, misunderstanding or wit; if I were the teacher grading these tests, I would give them half credit. I would do this because the answers are just a different, creative, perspective on the same or related idea. That is to say that for most of the Q&A, the students understood the idea or thought form represented in the question but translated the question or their answer into language differently than the average person knowing the English Language. The idea represented by the question is multidimensional and can be seen from an infinite perspective and is only limited by its translation into language, This is why it is often said that a picture is worth a thousand words, because a picture is more representative of the multidimensionality of the idea being expressed than its translation into language of sound and simple symbol. So in simple terms, the idea was interpreted differently but not wrong because there is enough similarity to the question in the answers given to see quite clearly that each student understood the idea represented in the question.

These are faked. As a teacher, the fact that these were written without any spelling errors and have proper grammar is the first tell. Secondly, nobody is this into puns on a quiz, they either leave it blank or get it wrong. Students don't try to be hilarious (except maybe in the extra credit section) because it's still wrong and you can't give partial credit because then they'll do it every time rather than learn the material. Were a student to do these, it's just a lower mark on a quiz, a lower grade on a report card and then the kid, if he has halfway awake parents, get grounded and nobody wins.

And it's extremely far fetched that someone taking a class that is talking about a ‘Caesarean section’ is going to associate that with the Roman Emperors. I have a desk full of real funny dumb answers, but they're depressing, not witty and "hilarious".

I had a 10th grader (16) write a word problem. You know, something like "If John makes 2 dollars every hour, how much will he have after his 8 hour shift", stuff like that. Here is a real "hilarious" answer to the question "Create your own word problem". Please note, I'm keeping the punctuation and capitol letters the same.

" i went gone to the beach last weekend how many miles I drove "

Now THERE is a real answer from a real student.

Ah… Our nation's finest honor students at their best.

These kinds of things have been going around for years. They are most definitely made-up. Who on earth at the exam board do you think would be compiling these? Do you think the markers ring a bell every time they get a humorous answer and it gets entered into a vault to eventually make its way on to every cheap crap 'comedy' site on the internet?

just came upon this web site, very entertaining when you don't have to work-can't sleep or just plain bored, just sent the url to everyone in my contacts list. when I was 16 RE was compulsory, one exam question was "who was Abraham?", I wrote "our milk man" that was the only Abraham I new. didn't go to RE lessons, just used to skive off.

God accepts all as they are

omg I peed my pants at the "THIS IS SO CONFUSING" drawing. i almost died laughing lol!