20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

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  • Reader

    I like #15… he get's half a mark!!! :D

  • Reader

    Fail to the teacher in 21; you should say "diverges to infinity" not "equals infinity".

    • blah

      Nah, it actually does not exist… It's the same thing as 1/x but the point of singularity is shifted over to the right by 8. So when approaching this limit from the left hand side you approach negative infinity and when you approach it from the right hand side you approach positive infinity. These are non equal limits, and therefore, the actual limit at the given point does not exist.

  • funnyshizz

    I love how the some of the teachers went along with the answers, like the Party and the Astronomy man.

  • Bloppy

    I just love how the teacher fails in 21. Explaining the limit to go to +infinity. LOL should be -infinity

  • steven

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh find x. here it is sooooooo simple hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • agmt

    On 21, the question is incorrect. The limit as x goes to 8 does not exist, because the limit from the left and the limit from the right do not match. If you plot the curve you'll get a hyperbola that goest to + and – infinity at x = 8. Both the teacher and the people who commented on that in the first page don't know what they are talking about.

  • CarlosGarciaThe3rd

    #13- OH. MY. GOSH. THAT IS AN AWFUL THING TO SAY TO YOUR TEACHER/INSTRUCTOR!!!

  • Anonymous

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  • Mido_1883030

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  • Dsipaint1

    LOL WHAT IS WITH THE TEACHER AT NUMBER 16

  • Dsipaint1

    28 Person : I drew i lion Teacher : Me to 

    xddd

  • punkdramallama

    @1b5cae1e315359d194beaa6e53309098:disqus just look at the writing from both the teacher and student! both handwriting is the same and therefore done by the same person. I am drunk and was able to see that. what’s your excuse?

  • guest

    The teacher didn’t write anything, except a 0, and drew two circles and a question mark

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nisha-Netha/100003176771250 Nisha Netha

    hii..

    Nice Post Great job.

    Thanks for sharing.

  • http://www.huntdown.blogspot.com Lahiru

    Superb,I wish i was a teacher!

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